You see cartexchange.....the beehives are the way they are because:
1. They have been exposed to too much radiation...leads to warped delusions and erratic behaviour.
2. They have not been in the intimate company of men (or women) since 1969
3. They are trapped in a time warp, thinking 'Charlie' or 'Yardley' perfume is still fashionable in 2008
4. They are constantly complaining that it is too cold onboard....inspite of wrapping 2 blankets around their legs for take off and landing.
5. They think they are so fashionable because they buy their Tiffany jewelry from Shenzen markets.
6. Years of smoking have lead them to have nasty dried up prune lips.
7. They think flying to Adelaide is exciting because they can buy their favourite foot pumice scrub from the shop near the hotel.
8. They love shopping at Karrinyup Square in Perth....lots of bargains, and cheap knitwear.
9. They have developed mild dementia....carrying around pictures of their pet pigeon and speaking of them as if they are the love of their lives.
10. Lamingtons take on new meaning...how many times have I had to put some beehive's homebaked lamingtons in the J class fridge?
My solution to get rid of beehives:
1. Take off all chux and incinerate them
2. Take off and burn all the paper tray liners
3. Modify cart tops to make room for 3 tubs and double stacking of splits
4. Install advanced computer touch screen systems onboard all 737 so that they are too scared to fly on them
5. Install 200kg lead weights in the bottom of the meal carts so that the beehives can't push the cart up the aisles.
6. Change the runway guide so that all women must wear the print dress and stilletoes that are 3 inches high
7. Take away the beverage bats so that the beehives must carry cory pots in both hands.....this is bound to exercise the rhuematism in their wrists.
8. Make the blankets onboard wafer thin so that they can't use them as insulation during cold night flights.
9. Complicate the meal service on a 737 by introducing hot chocolate + water runs + snack on Q + noodles after the dinner service on a SYD-MEL sector.
10. Take away all the stupid wheelies that the beehives attach to their day bag eskies