Pit pitty... be careful, we don't mind making fun of ourselves, but get very defensive when others do it!
Having said that, when posting about other people's poor English it is good form to spell "definitely" correctly!
Sodapop, hate to say it, ma ti stra-quoto... di' la verita', anche se sei austro-ungarico manca anche a te il volo nel bel paese, neh?