Brassplate - If I were you I'd use the word w@nker with some reservation. People replied with sarcasm to your post because you seem to be elevated to the heights reserved for the U-2. Us mere mortals, aka, "Bus drivers" really couldnt give a toss about boeing or airbus. If you have flown a "real" plane before in your life you'd realize that whether you fly boeing or airbus, you really are just a BUS driver and this is just a regular office job. It's all the same. I'd love to slap an Airbus 318 sticker over that boeing sticker on your flight bag when you're not looking just for $hit$ and giggles. Really, grow up. We dont have to compare sizes anymore.