Ye-haa!!, Oh stewardess! oh Stewardess! I have won, can't believe it, it never happens to me. When do I get my £50.00 winnings?
Sorry sir, we only offer one winning payout per mid-week flight, provided of course it's not a bank holiday and you're sat in an even seat number. We all know that Trading standards have no problem with the concept Sir, and neither should you !
