Spilt my coffee down the Hadleigh box
Trapped the supervisors arm between the PAR and director console causing so much screaming everyone thought she was being murdered
Asked to turn TV down coz Corrie was too loud
Mayday C177 with total electrics failure IMC, had a mobile phone and an altimeter working (talked him down into another airport on the DFTI - imagine getting away with that nowadays)
Toppled off chair
Ejected from radar room for laughing too much (it was a competition to see who could get kicked out first)
Went home with tower key in my pocket during an exercise (yup, there was only one)
Gassed by muppet painting the intake of the radar room air conditioning system
Made rude controller tea with a tea bag specially selected from the bin
F4 double flameout (nav didn't make it, RIP, 31 years ago but will never forget)
Hijacked Sudanese Airbus
BAe146 with missing oil seals, two engines shut down, one at idle and the other being thrashed to death