I was a passenger on a flight in central europe the other day, and the cabin crew made a lovely announcement in her native tongue and then in English.
She notified us that we must make sure our seatbelts were fastened for landing (when we were taxiing for take off) ... I thought, crikey, that was a quick flight.
Then she asked us to make sure our seatbelts were fastened for take-off when we were on finals.
Hmmmmmm
I didn't have to heart to tell her