Come on then, did Waitrose make a contribution to the RAF Benevolent Fund or Help for Heroes in exchange for the Wokka time?
Nah - its Waitrose's new Christmas Turkey home delivery service - get your huge plump bird delivered by Chinook....
"Hello Ocado? - yes I'd like the 9.30 slot - and try not to use the minigun on the gardener this time - I know he looks a bit shifty and has a beard but I assure you he's not a member of the Taleban."