We are really sorry to hear that we have caused you distress with our Christmas advert. This was certainly not our intention and we hope that in explaining our reasons for including this scene, you will see that our intentions were to show that there are people who will be travelling home from various places and with various occupations.
What bollocks. Why didn't they have a valiant road gritter riding in bareback on a space shuttle then?
Who is more stupid? Them, for thinking that people would buy that meaningless
PR generated crap, or erm.. them for not being in tune with public sentiment and overlooking the positive attributes that The Services are currently enjoying.
I won't be going to Waitrose this year for my Chrimbo nosh (tbh, it looked quite poor in the ads anyway) and my new telly and cooker won't be coming from Johnny Ls in the sales either.