General naughtiness... (controller is female by the way, and anonymous voice is male!)
Easter Sunday:
Pilot: "Tower, any good news on my slot?"
ATC: "Negative, still 20 minutes for start. Sorry."
Pilot: "This is boring."
ATC: "Affirm. I could be at home eating an Easter Egg right now."
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Long silence.
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Anonymous voice: "You could suck my eggs anytime".