It was a quiet night, and several F/As came to the F/D to hang out. One girl asked the Cpt what the lights were that she could see below.
He answered, "Panama".
She asked in a very sweet little voice, "Panama is an island, isn't it?"
He answered, "yes dear, that's why they made a canal, so they wouldn't have to go around"
I'm sorry, it wasn't a pax, but it was an irresistible story to tell right now.
Nano