Forgive the ignorance, but exactly what recreational use do lasers have in the hands of private individuals (as opposed to organisations that do Son et Lumiere)?
Maybe Lambofgod could elucidate?
Edit: I didn't write laser with an @ symbol in it, but it got converted on posting. What's going on here?
Another edit; re-read the thread and apply a bit of lateral thinking re-Google adverts. Not an elegant solution, more of a sticking plaster, but it is working. If only you had any idea the grief we went through to get to THAT solution....
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