The SWO at Waddo stopped a scruffy 'erbert who he took to be a member of the Hawker Siddeley work party from 2 Shed. Wandering down the main drag with his hands in his pockets and sporting a fine mullet with mutton chop sideburns and wearing a Corporal's battledress blouse with red and white striped football scarf and woolly pom-pom hat. He bollocked the chap for wearing the jacket with the stripes, Queens crown buttons and the albatrosses still on it.
The trouble was, Tom B******* was a
real RAF Corporal from Line Servicing Squadron.