When a person heads forward "to the cockpit", they are also going towards the First Class lavatory-did the guy have to go really bad? What if the last food you ate gives you the you-know-what?
This country has so many hysterical procedures, it is embarassing-it was enough going to Europe years ago and noticing the crap from MTV which gets exported from these shores.
Is the requirement to be seated into DCA strictly an FAA reg, or is it from the Executive or Legislative Branch of government?
We should now market any flights into DC as "Conair, Part Two", a continuation of the movie which featured one of the governments' convict flights, normally flown by B-727s, and force our passengers to wear the orange coveralls.
[ 13 November 2001: Message edited by: Ignition Override ]
[ 13 November 2001: Message edited by: Ignition Override ]