A mate's sister is a Walt magnet. She dragged a bunch of no hopers through his barbecue area, each telling increasingly unbelievable stories of derring do. Giving her the heads up was a waste of time, even after a number of them shot themselves in the foot and the relationships ended. Eventually one managed to latch on to her tighter than a limpet and she ended up marrying the creature. Needless to say, things are not going well and the creature's alligator mouth has managed to get him into a position from which his chipmunk brain is unable to extract him. She is not impressed....