"can you put my baby bottle in the microwave to heat it up"
" have you got Mr Dixon's home address?" I said "why?" Pax said " cos I'm going to send this s**t (food) to him and see if he'll eat it"?
"what's that town down there" (like I get a chance to look out the window)
"can I pleease go into the flight deck. You can handcuff me if you want"