SoggyB - a kindred spirit of violence and mayhem has been found -with your knowledge of all things effriken you are welcome over to the dark side of the force.
You will be issued your very own new armoury all purpose navbag with built in gin hydration system for very few Naira - I picked up a discount sale from yre neighbourly Air-0 as they say they won't be needing them anymore. You don't need nav bags unless you actually fly.
When next the bullets fly just stand behind Een Washedup - his skin is so thick nothing will get through