Scottish Control

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Lurking,
Almost certainly. Key elements of the foundation course will include:-

See you (Jimmy).
The correct pronunciation of Spidean a'Choire Leith.
The Noo.
"And are there not two G's in Bugger Off"?
Will ye no come back again?
HOOTS MON, There's a moose, loose, aboot this hoose. (Apologies to Lord Rockingham's XI).
"Afore ye go"
The ICAO definition of a Tappet Hen.
Correct usage of the words Corstorphine and Cowcaddens.
HOOTS MON, there's juice, loose, aboot this hoose. (Apologies to Maynard's Wine Gums).
A short essay question on Tannochbrae.
And of course, the exact meaning of the often heard phraseology:-
"Robbie, there's been another murrrrder".