No, but I remember a young officer on FLS at Aldergrove who was so excited about new cloak and dagger role supporting TSW in Ulster that he forgot to do his Gucci, self-purchased, pistol holster up properly leading to it falling out from under his jacket in McDonalds in Belfast.
He was also the chap who decided to leave a van full of lads unattended/protected in Newry whilst he be the other FLS popped to the post office.
Edit: