FD - "All these C130J and C17 airplanes are a 'peacetime' fleet!!"
I laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out! Genius sir, just genius.
Now then Mr Detent, would like to spend the afternoon by the window or the television? WINDOW OR TELEVISION; WOULD YOU LIKE SPEND THE AFTERNOON BY THE WINDOW OR TELEVISION, MR DETENT?
No, no more internet, you've had enough of that silliness. Now then....
Oh. I think he's nodded off. Bless him.
Oops, careful, little bit of dribble there....