Aviation attracts bullshi**ers like honey attracts bees.....
When I was an instructor at cabair , this guy turned up for a trial lesson claiming to be a tornado pilot "recuperating" after ejecting from said aircraft and banging his head (shades of goose there).He said he was from 214 sqdn at st mawgan (eh ?you what?) and sounded like a romford scrap metal dealer.Long story short -he wasn't of course and the police rang us up to say he nicked all his girlfriend's cash ,claiming to be learning to fly, and legged it.
More recently the stewardess' boyfriend who was variously an A4 pilot, a 744 pilot, a mercenary etc etc.......
What is wrong with these people....be who you are.