Do you mean me?
Never been in the forces at all - apart from the Air Cadets ( did I tell you about their role in the Embassy Siege? But I can't cos it's secret *shhh* )
I only come on this forum because the banter is so good.
Have already 'fessed up on this forum as to my absence of military service, medals, war wounds etc. I did meet Douglas Bader once though (when I say met, it was more passing in a crowd, when I say passing in a crowd...)