I was told of the story about a JO who was engaged to an airwoman... All very discrete and above board. That is until he wrote to the PMC asking for permission to bring his fiancee as his guest to the Summer Ball. Unfortunately, the airwoman worked directly for the PMC, and the said Wg Cdr refused permission.
This upset the JO, so with fiancee permission, he drove into town and hired two lady "escorts" for the night who, with great pleasure, he introduced to the PMC and his party during the evening - casually mentioning the lady's occupations and that he had brought them along for company as he had been denied his true lady for the evening. I do not know the outcome, but I imagine a fun "next day" was had by all.