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Old 2nd April 2002 | 10:27
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HOVIS
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From: Blighty
I can see it now, All Engineering/Flight crew management bonus' will be based on the number of ASRs/MORs,etc filed.

THE LESS FILED THE HIGHER THE BONUS!!!

Stand by for a massive influx of CHIRP reports!

This is based on experience of an airline that dished out bonus' to it's CERTIFYING management for:-
1. The least number of Technical delays. Read; "just pen it off and get it away".
2. The number of deferred (MEL) defects cleared. Read; "just clear it and then we'll raise it again when it comes back".

It takes a strong character to buck the system!!
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