The Only Gay in the Air Force
"I can't recall ever having someone say 'I'd like to work in your laboratory - by the way I like straight sex but occasionally some light to medium BDSM doesn't go amiss - I'm open to a little mutual DIY and I don't mind some web cam action - I've got GCSE's in chemistry and maths'."
Very good! And spot on! Just don't camp it up like a BA steward and you'll be fine.