Your driver (crew van) become an 'Ace' in less than 6 months.
By killing one goat, two dogs, a snake (not confirmed), one vulture, and a pig.
Destroying only one windshield and a bumper in the process.
When you still see 10 miles away (and barely above the horizon) this after take off IL-18's black smoke trail...Into the Harmattan's 2SM viz.
When you are happy seeing three droplets coming out of your shower at the hotel....
And, ahhh, maybe I will be able to flush my toilet as well !
When someone proudly guard your aircraft with an AK-47....and only one round in it.
When you laugh at someone asking if this goat tied up on top of this clapped out Renault is a 'pet'
(no, it's the supper! duhhh....)
