Well, we have almost 300 posts, and SOMEONE will be asking for a 'summary' soon, so, craving Chuks indulgence, here is the definitive:
It was a Ryanair 737-800 FRA-CIA
On finals they killed some birds
It is said they followed Ryanair's SOPs
The birds made them lose engine power
They made it to the runway
They banged the back end
They knackered the left main gear
They didn't, however, kill any people
The crew did a fine job.
That should be enough! Anyone disagree?