Gyrohead
Hehehe well done! I read this quite seriously and was thinking - well, at last, at least they may now also choose to vet all who go airside!! Then imagine my embarrassment when I read the thread further and found it to be a joke. I am sorry you have been "outed" as I am sure some journo somewhere could easily have picked up on the story and run with it ... now THAT would have been a major coup for you and pprune!!