If it’s going to be re-named why not go all the way! Was briefly toying with the idea of David Beckham regional hub but I just thought this was too 1990s so I have decided on the obvious choice:
"Jack and Vera Duckworth mega national hyper market (with 2 runways)".
A shrine to all Corrie actors past and present could be set-up in the airport, the passing trade from flocking fans alone would keep the airport going!
We could even re-name all the SID's/STAR's. The Deirdre Rachid 1A would be a particular favourite of mine!!!