Chuks will know about this, Lagos.
Landing with clearance on 36L had a full emergency stop.
A local chappy had left the long grass to the right, and, pulling up his pants, strode out across the runway.
Without thinking complained bitterly on the radio.
Silence.
"sorry guys", said the twotter on the taxiway, " he did it to me too, dropping his pants for a dump on the way over, he was quick, wasn`t he ?"
That was John Watson, l think, who died in a petrol fire there.
Sorry to lower the tone guys.