FF,
Don't stop writing mate. Looking forward to your next thread.
As you can already see, not everyone has a sense of humor over here...ignore it.
However... as you might know, a LOT of new guys come from less developed countries these days (oops here we go...). To some extend I can understand that for them Dubai is like a dream come true. Good for them!
I'm having a serious laugh now and then when I look around....
Great stuff.