So if you
do wear all the medals which you've been presented, what will happen to you - will you end up as raven fodder?
How can such a 'ban' apply to those no longer serving - except on their uniforms if they ever wear them?
The insulting piece of paper which came from Binnsworth with those medals took the biscuit. "Here medal which you mustn't wear....."
Perhaps a formal letter to the place at the end of the Mall, stating that you consider the unreasonable ban on wearing such medals to be a direct insult to the King of Saudi Arabia and the Emir of Kuwait might get the fag-hags flapping about? Particularly if you add that you are going to write to the King and the Emir, apologising for such an insult??