Wow, if I gave the full SA ABADOWOMS briefing to the very superstitious italian passengers I fly with, I'd be lucky to have a single person sitting there (apart from the deaf passenger who smiles and nods). We do the regulatory requirements of course, and then if ever we should have a pre-planned emergency, we'd give a very detailed brief about how/when and when not to open, etc.
But thanks Levis, now I know what briefing to give if I want to get an unsuitable person to move without having to actually ask them...
