I am sure this is indeed an April 1 wind-up, but if by any chance the Ryans are considering it for the future, they should look at their atlas and consider the airports at Stewart, or Islip, or White Plains, or even Trenton/Mercer, New Jersey, all of which are within 50 to 60 miles of New York City.
Hancock ? ROFL. It's like taking a flight to London and ending up in Carlisle.