Bravo Frogman,
spoken like Michael O Leary...same grace insight and dignity. You are exactly the type of guy he needs. If you have access to a EU passport he would take you on as Chief Pilot and you can put them all in nylon shorts and t-shirts, paid for by the "goons" themselves.
Of course he may also allow you work part time to in Mac Donalds in those uniforms serving up the Bullocks you seem to like so much....
