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Old 1st Nov 2008, 11:26
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yowie
 
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I believe that the US and UK military are looking at the tried and tested 'IMPLOSION' weapon.
Successfully implemented and trialled by NJS/Cobham senior management, and blindly pushed by middle managment hangerons' and Regional commanders, the 'IMPLOSION' bomb has effectively removed any residue of morale, self worth, dignity, confidence etc from the people on the ground, who, whilst attempting to initiate and complete the daily missions required, no matter how futile, suffer far more casualties from 'friendly fire' than from the natural enemy. This is what excites the US/UK militarys, as neither have been able to achieve in both Iraq and Afghanistan.
Quote "We have studied and are amazed at the simplicity yet effectiveness of the 'IMPLOSION' bomb, as developed by NJS/Cobham, all we need to do is to find the path to direct it at our enemies. If we can find the solution to this slight problem, we have no doubt, that as a coalition, we can denegrate, demoralise and subject our enemies to untold moralistic pain, of which they have never felt before, so that they will capitulate in a manner not considered before with the application of standard weaponry"
Rear Admiral P.J Seaboots Ret.,


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