Ryanair Rescue Ross After He is ‘Sent to Coventry’ by BBC
Ryanair, Britain’s largest low fares airline, today (31st Oct) offered to rescue Jonathan Ross after he was ‘Sent to Coventry’ by the bigwigs at the BBC. Ryanair will help Ross jet off to much more exotic surrounds as it sent him free tickets to escape the media spotlight and sample how those who don’t earn £18million a year live.
Ryanair, called on the black sheep of the BBC, who will lose £1.5million over the next 12 weeks, to make his money go further by escaping the high cost of living in Mayfair and fly on one of Ryanair’s over 350 UK routes where he can live cheaper, get a tan and gear himself up for his return to the beeb next year.
Ryanair’s Stephen McNamara said:
“We are sending some Ryanair Ryanaid to Ross. Poor old Johnny has been sent to Coventry by the big wigs at the BBC, but he need not worry – Ryanair can bring him to far more exciting and exotic destinations. It is never easy when the main breadwinner loses his salary so we are sending Johnny tickets so he can whisk the wife away to Paris or catch the rays with the family in Fuerteventura and sample how the other half, who doesn’t earn £18mililon a year, lives.
As Johnny will lose £1.5million over the next 12 weeks we are extending a helping hand to the fallen star who can escape the media spotlight and make his money go further on one of our 350+ routes to/ from the UK. However, the bad news for Johnny is that the paparazzi will be hot on his heels as they take advantage of our latest £15 seat sale from the UK. Let’s hope Johnny can re-charge like the rest of the UK during a recession – by taking advantage of Ryanair’s guaranteed lowest airfares and promise of no fuel surcharge”.