We are so quick to berate the press for printing rubbish!
Misunderstandings often stem from imperfect terminology or sloppy use of language.
We are not exempt from this either, are we?
These two nonsense phrases are quoted from the above thread, one the thread headline!! A foreigner - even an Englishman - might well puzzle over why/how a runway was landing, mightn't he? And when did anyone last see a beach clothed?
departed the landing runway
isn't there a nude beach
Glass houses and stones come to mind...