Apocryphal story no XXX:
Ops room phone rings, " Hi boss - its WKP"
Auth, "Where are you"
WKP, "At the bank"
Auth, "Whoa, you're supposed to be flying"
WKP, "I was until 3 minutes ago - the jet's in the car park. Can someone pick me up"
Probably not true but a good story for the bar