Back home
1. You are surprised with the people's reaction when you blow the horn?
2. You are shocked that the shops are closed at 6 pm on Saturday and nearly the whole day on Sunday.
3.You are wondering why the streets are empty @ 7.
4.You think going home is an expensive holiday.
5.You think the cars are too slow
6.You are surprise you have to have a coin for shopping trolley.
7.You actually have to get out of car, walk a distance, wait and pay for fuel.
8.You go to check the mailbox in shorts in winter.
9. You run out of milk
When in ME
1.your wife leaves you, because you had busy summer, did not matter with whom
2.Your kids are multi-lingual.
3.Your kid comes home with a foreign.
4.You notice all the women are fertile with 3 - 4 kids.
5.You fall in love with the maid.
6.You marry the maid.
7.You find yourself bitter and bitching all the time.
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