When you cotton on to the above so actually make a point of indicating the wrong way. Gets them every time............
When you return from a 2 day trip and look forward to reading 7 days ( Dubai ) to catch up on current affairs.
Don't actually wait in all day when the delivery man says he'll be there at 2 o'clock.
Say 'whatever' when he rings a week later to say that his van broke down and can he come tomorrow..........at 2 o'clock.
Just put the phone down when it happens a second time but plan on staying up late as he's bound to turn up around ten that night.
Stop offering cups of tea cos they never say yes.
Spend 5 minutes sitting in your car in Europe wondering why no f***er is coming to put petrol in the vehicle.
Get surprised that nobody says in stereo 'morning sir' as you eventually enter the shop to pay.
Suffer mild palputations and start swearing when you convert what you've just paid for petrol into your ME currency
Think how narrow the roads are in Europe
You tell the wife not to hold your hand in the shopping mall
Last edited by BYMONEK; 25th Oct 2008 at 19:13.