Note: This is meant to be a humourous post, please take it as such!
Hey, I bought a new camera yesterday, but there doesn't seem to be a door on the back of it to load it up with my Fuji Velvia 35mm film. There's a really small slot in a door in the bottom that says SD, and I can see there's a battery.....how am I meant to take pictures without film in the camera? Can anyone help?