Gent's it sounds like a monumental turd has been polished to a high sheen and sold to the muppets in the ivory towers. Unfortunately now you all have to get it to work while the prime contractor creams in a huge amount in money. Be advised all his chimps will be the lowest paid in IT having just retrained at their own cost on the basis of an advert they saw on sky.
My advice to you is buy a whole load of gen books and pens, don't use the UAD at all and when the midden hits the windmill, blame it. keep a paper chart for everything important and make sure you avoid getting stitched with any IT related secondary dutys or extra tasks allocated for you to take the blame.
If it all goes wrong say there was an EM surge or summat and the damn thing is fried.