Dining in many years ago.
Chap called Dai *******-***** spent hours drilling tiny holes in dining room tables. Emptied flower vases. Filled flower vases with small detonators, explosive charges and pounds of self-raising flower. Replaced flowers. Ran tiny wires through holes in dining room tables to a battery under the table where he was sitting.
"Gentlemen - the Queen"
"The Queen"
KA-BOOM
Whole room IMC with 2 yards vis in flower.
Outstanding.
Chances of getting away with that now???
Answers on a postage stamp please.