Reminds me of a story an old (and bold) flying instructor told me ...
Following a dining in night, an officer ended up in hospital. The medical report read -
"I was standing on the mantle piece in the ante-room, enjoying a beer, when I fell off, and was hit by a motorbike, which broke my leg ...'
Don't get them like that now (except for the 48 hour Oktoberfest at RAF Bruggen in 1989 ...)