Reminds me of the story of an Oktoberfest in the 1980's at Gutersloh when a log-sawing contest was arranged in advance. The Harrier boys (3 & 4 sqns) were determined to win and so their teams were practising for days before. Come the night, they were raring to go except 230 sqn who appeared not to have organised a team at all. The moment came and suddenly over the sounds of the grunting and groaning of the jet jocks came the strident note of a high speed 2 stroke engined chainsaw....
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Always wear a seat belt!