I fear mine is also a handle to be banished :~( But please allow the undermentioned to become residents at Sunnyview - I'm sure they're all dying (HA!) to find a bedspace:
Neil Ubich
Phil McCavity
P. Da File
Juan Kerr
Mark Seebun (the AAC lads in Guters-banana will appreciate that one!)
Ack Tungspitfoyer
Ivor Le Bon
Fen Estron
Bun Neeboyla (Had a few of these myself - ooer!!)
Q Cumber
Pte Parts
. . . the list goes on - I'll save some!!
Could you also find a pit for our old Naval Exchange officer - known as the SNOG (Senior Naval Officer Germany).