Two I heard about recently..
Hyped-up Red Arrows visit to RAF Officers' Mess. Gaggle of unimpressed ATCOs in the bar minding their own, when.........
Red Boiler suit - "Hi, I'm Sqn Ldr Bloggs,RED FIVE"
Unimpressed ATCO - " Hi, Fg Off Brown, PAR TWO!"
(names have been changed to protect the guilty)
Also at a recent Mess mtg discussing higher than welcome central heating temp in accommodation block. A young, blonde and pretty mess member admitted to PMC that she 'Had it off every night!'
Was never like that in my day....mmmn perhaps it was.