Long time ago a stude on JP's at Cranwell called on another Course Mate at OMQ's just before Christmas:
Knocks on door and said Course Mates wife answers.
"Can I speak to Dave"
Wife answers:
"Ickle Bears been naughty and can't come out to play. He's opened all his presents early and Ickle Bears been locked in the airing cupboard"
Aircrew being nasty bitchy people the story got round very quickly. For years to come whenever said Course Mate was in the crewroom all you had to do was whisper "Ickle Bear" and the blush would go from the toes to the crown.
Think Ickle Bear now flies for Spotty M. Sadly wouldn't recognise his voice over the radio . . .