Who amongst you have seen the photo of the fine new Twinned Ooter on another thred of this fine webbed site?
Caverton Super Twinned Ooter Makes Debutantes Flight
The colour scheme being in the Caverton white and blue is no coincidence because daddy and I are, of course involved in investing in the success of this fine aircraft which will take the centre of excellence to a new level when it arrive here, flown by toppest aviators like Mega-Captain Chuks in his designer uniform of genuine Yugo Bossed powder blue suite, with pink shirt (with buttoned hole in fashionable contrasting blue stitch) with 6 bar epaulette, platinum-detail wing and patient leather pointy boot. To compliment this ensemble he will of course be wearing super-aviator reflective shades with genuine Aba Georgia Hermione logo im boss on the arm.
I see much discussions of Nescafe for N150 a cup. Mr Coolings, this is really not cool
. In toppest estaminet such as Bistro helicopter one must surely serve only toppest products. Here at caverton we are serving free of charge the new Nescafe Mocker instant product, but for our normal connersewer such as Mega-Captain Chuks we have now bought a genuine Gaggyer Italian expresso machine in Mega Plaza which will dispose cups of Lavtser Gold and similar toppest coffee product from Europe.
It is sad to see what is happening when company which were formally thought of as centre of excellence, such as Bistro and Aero have been brought so low by foreign management such as soft Canadierns and hard Americans and Scotch mens. Luckily Aero have seen sense and replaced Canadierns with fine mens such as Mr Hankie and Mr Sodhim who are understanding of the African value and way of life. Between us we have two fine proper Nigerian companies who can dominate the market and oust these foreign devils such as Bistro.