Nav stude at Finningley - early eighties. Batting staff (female) brings "Sir" his tea in the morning:
"Ah tea! Dis you make it?"
"Yes Mr P"
Stude whips back duvet, revealing himself and said "So are you a Goblin teasmaid?"
All I can remember is that the **** hit the fan big time - Axminster drill in front of Staish, etc.
Vaguely recall that same stude(?) was responsible for the fire alarm going off in the mess accomodation block v late one Sat and that there appeared to be more student nurses than Officers evacuating the building!